And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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