I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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