Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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