whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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