her vagine was all disorganized.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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