some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
