I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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