So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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