The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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