sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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