Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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