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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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