In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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