at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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