i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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