So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
