oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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