Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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