i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The air was thick with penises
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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