I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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