Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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