I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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