One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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