Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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