it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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