he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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