yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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