He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I currently don't understand fingers.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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