How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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