you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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