entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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