just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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