3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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