He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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