I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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