All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize