If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
