You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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