Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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