I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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