Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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