So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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