So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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