put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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