so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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