My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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