Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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