I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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