Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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