Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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