I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
