i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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