Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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