I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
