I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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